Man...did I get hit by a truck or something...feel worn out after a good night's rest; Oh well. At least my dreams are clearer again - lately it's been easier to distinguish the yolk from the white in scrambled eggs than exactly what I dreamt about the night before.
One last night was pretty vivid though hah...
It's about midnight, or past that, standing in line inside a McDonalds. Everything looks normal except all of the other customers...the place is packed with what looks like a group of 70 or so penitentiary inmates who broke out to go to McDonalds...and then there are a group of kids in one section of the place all at a table scribbling crayon all over their coloring book looking sheets of paper. I'm trying to get to the front of the line, but somehow I stay in the middle for a long time because whenever I'm about to move forward four or five people cut in front of me...and I'm not about to say a word to any of them o_o haha.
Finally I make it to the counter, and somehow I have a coupon for a free sausage egg McMuffin and quarter-pounder with cheese. As soon as I pull it out of my pocket the electricity in the entire place goes out. At first the place is silent, but then this low grumbling and murmuring starts up, and grows loud quickly. I'm frozen in place, not moving a muscle for fear of accidentally bumping into some disgruntled person and getting shanked or worse. The lights eventually come back on and I realize that I dropped my coupon and it's gone, and then think to myself "You know, I wasn't really that that hungry anyway, maybe I'll just go." Still trying to avoid any interaction with anyone else whatsoever, I make a beeline for the exit when someone pulls me back behind the cash register and to a table on the side wall.
Sitting in front of me is a staunch looking woman dressed in a business type manner with an attractive face but an impatient look on it. Apparently she's a lawyer of some kind because she then pushes a half-inch stack of papers across the table in front of me with a pen and says "I need you to sign a few places here." - "

What? What are you talking about? Why do I need to sign this...what is this?" - "It's a document stating that you agree not to hold [us] liable for any damages or loss you might have experienced during the power shutoff." - "...huh?" - "You acknowledge that you were aware the power was to be shutoff at blah blah time and that escaped inmate patrons from blah blah penitentiary were scheduled to be at the restaurant from the hours of blah blah to blah blah and after given the choice you willfully remained in the restaurant at this time..." - "

Whoa, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I'm not signing anything, I'm outta here..."
So I make it outside to the parking lot where a group of 4 or 5 other "customers" are apparently waiting for something, or someone I guess because before I made it to the car they proceeded to attack and try to rob me, but for the sake of not making this any longer I'll leave that part out...Glad I was only dreaming haha

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